One day little Timmy and his dad were in the car. Little Timmy asked his dad as little boys sometimes do, "Daddy, why is the sky blue?"
So his dad replied, it has to do with light refraction and the mathematics of refractions and fractions. Little Timmy replied, "Why is there light refraction?" His dad replied, "Well, I think it has to do with prisms and the particles of things."
So little Timmy said, "Why are things like that?"
Then his mother replied, "Because God made it that way."
Little Timmy said, "Why didn't daddy just say that?"
"He thinks he has his smarty pants on today." she said.
"Oh....can I have some smarty pants?" he asked.
She replied, "One man who thinks he has his smarty pants on is enough for now, my little man. But one day you'll think that you have some too."
So little Timmy said, "Goodie, I can't wait until I get some smarty pants like dad!" His mother just smiled at both of them.