Sunday, October 10, 2004

Nursery Duty!

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall. ...and all the King's horses and all the King's men could not put humpty dumpty together again.

Then, Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow. This little lamb went to humpty dumpty but the humpty dumpty tried to tear apart Mary's little lamb! Yet the lamb just let dumpty humpty tear him apart too. Then, he put himself all together again. He also put humpty dumpty together again too. Then, he smashed and crushed humpty dumpty for the last time!

Then, he went back to Mary but Mary got a little scared because it seemed like he looked like a Lion now and he just kept growing in stature, growing! So the Lamb said to Mary, "There you are, my chosen little one...so do you want to meet my real Mother now?"

2 comments:

mynym said...

More nursing...

A journey of the mind...

Once upon a time there was a daddy thought and a mommy
thought, going on a journey through the mind with the weeee ones in the back. The weee ones said, "Are weee there yet?"

The daddy thought replied, "We are here, which is not there but here." And the weee ones said, "Weeee, weee are here!"

Then the mommy thought said, "Do you want some food for
thought?" And the weee ones said, "Weee!" So she gave them some food for thought, from her own tittles, it was milk. The daddy thought, thought, "I could use some food for thought but not the weee one's milk!" Now, there's a thought, he thought. Then he said, "Now I must keep my mind on the road. It looks like there's a brainstorm in the head, ahead!"

At this, the weee ones said, "Weeee!" And the mommy thought, thought, "We had best be careful, cautious, for the weee ones."

Then the weee ones said, "Weeee! Weee have to peee!"

mynym said...

Well, I like nurses who have their hearts in the right place. I really do.

But a parable about how heart power alone is not always enough.

Once upon a time there was a group of kids. Now, they all wanted to walk off of a cliff together as every parent knows that kids just want to. Well, on this day there was a parent nearby. But this parent did not believe in talking. So instead of just saying something she tried to use "heart power." In all her empathy and sympathy what she did was try to make some telepathy with it all.

This was better than the Word. So she feeeelt and felt with her good little heart really hard, hard! Yet, all the kids walked off the cliff together anyway. Then, this sympathetic, empathetic and telepathic parent felt in their good little heart, "Why God! Why!"

So the sympathetic, empathetic and telepathic parent felt a little pathetic. Then, she just walked off the cliff too!