Matter: "I don't mind, you don't matter."
Mind: "I do mind, what's the matter with me?"
Matter: "I can't change my mind."
Mind: "I'll keep that in mind. So mind me!"
Matter: "In the end, it doesn't really matter."
Mind: "Oh, nevermind."
Or in the case of some minds,
Matter: "Hello...ello...llo...lo? Hey, why is there an echo in here?"
I had forgotten about blondes and their pattern. There is some good material there. Well, I'd best do some philosophizing about patterns, types and stereotypes first. You know, lest I offend a beautiful woman. Stereotypes are best, that way you hear the tune from both sides.
And the diversity of that!
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That's some old writing. I had writer's block today.
Yep, maybe I'll just play the X-Box. I can't continue to let David be better than me at something like that, after all. He never did actually debate. Coward! Yes, his mind cowers before mine. Hehe....
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