Metabunk 7/1

Meanwhile... I probably have to wait for a solar flare to cause a chain reaction of physical events that hit your brains and "illuminate" you with knowledge in order for you to become enlightened with respect to the distinction between concepts like chaos and order or life and death, I'd imagine.  If only you could build a great big pyramid to get closer to the sun like the priests of knowledge in the past, then that solar flare (itself, "random".. clearly) bringing illumination might be more likely to hit.  Imagine that, given that it's likely to be the way that you like to imagine things no matter what the scientific, empirical, experimental and historical evidence shows about the way intelligent organisms tend to create progress for themselves.  (It was never a good idea to try to explain organisms in terms of blind, unintelligent processes.)