Satire... then reality!

Shoot:  Apparently you may need boots on the ground… that are pink, in order to raise breast cancer awareness in ISIS?

I was close!

  Army ROTC program allegedly pressured cadets to walk in high heels for ASU event

“Attendance is mandatory and if we miss it we get a negative counseling and a ‘does not support the battalion sharp/EO mission’ on our CDT OER for getting the branch we want. So I just spent $16 on a pair of high heels that I have to spray paint red later on only to throw them in the trash after about 300 of us embarrass the U.S. Army tomorrow,” one anonymous cadet wrote on the social media sharing website Imgr, IJReview reported Monday.
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The Army has not tried to hide from the event. It promoted similar events in 2014 on its website, saying “Walk a Mile in Her Shoes is open to everyone. We are trying to get maximum participation and even if they can’t be there, we still encourage them to make a donation.”

 I guess the good news is that if this "Jewed" and gay "Army" is ever ordered to attack White American citizens, it may be so melted into and stuck in a multicultural melting pot that it may not matter that much. 

What are they going to attack us in, high heels?  Sandra Fluke or Lena Dunham leading the charge... with what, dildos?  The Marines that have lowered their standards to win the war on women? 

Shrug.