My only quibble... shouldn't that read, CIA News? Not that their
stories couldn't possibly be true. It's just, people might want truth
in advertising and all that.
Quite a story, huh? No word yet on how he knew to schedule the
attacks to coincide with so many drills... I'm not sure that even
Metabunk coincidence theorists are up to the task on that one. But
anywayy, Osama's apparent theory about his own conspiracy: "We didn't
even intend and conspire to destroy the towers. But then, we did!"
Pretty amazing that this genius mastermind apparently knew that they
would collapse from two planes hitting them after he began conspiring,
too. I'd imagine that from the perspective of coincidence theorists he
must have known that the jet fuel would burn hot enough and the planes
would hit in the right place to cause a pancake effect and so on and so
forth. Or was all that just luck? Amazing how he could incorporate
that much luck into his conspiracy, if so.
Still, a little more explanation and technical detail might be nice from
the CIA/CNN and Osama with respect to all of this, other than just: "So
then once I conspired to make the two towers collapse with two planes
and got lucky with 7.... we sent Atta in... but I forgot to tell him not
to leave his Koran in the car... and then we partnered with Iraq to do
some Anthrax attacks too... unless you can prove that we didn't... uh, or somethin'."
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