Wednesday, August 07, 2013

Saving something on the legend of Osama...

My only quibble... shouldn't that read, CIA News? Not that their stories couldn't possibly be true. It's just, people might want truth in advertising and all that.

Quite a story, huh? No word yet on how he knew to schedule the attacks to coincide with so many drills... I'm not sure that even Metabunk coincidence theorists are up to the task on that one. But anywayy, Osama's apparent theory about his own conspiracy: "We didn't even intend and conspire to destroy the towers. But then, we did!" Pretty amazing that this genius mastermind apparently knew that they would collapse from two planes hitting them after he began conspiring, too. I'd imagine that from the perspective of coincidence theorists he must have known that the jet fuel would burn hot enough and the planes would hit in the right place to cause a pancake effect and so on and so forth. Or was all that just luck? Amazing how he could incorporate that much luck into his conspiracy, if so.

Still, a little more explanation and technical detail might be nice from the CIA/CNN and Osama with respect to all of this, other than just: "So then once I conspired to make the two towers collapse with two planes and got lucky with 7.... we sent Atta in... but I forgot to tell him not to leave his Koran in the car... and then we partnered with Iraq to do some Anthrax attacks too... unless you can prove that we didn't... uh, or somethin'."

He also apparently mumbled something about Bush being corrupt but how did they get their men into the country?

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