Holy crap....

Evolution can produce some amazing things if given the right information from the very beginning. But I'm not convinced that dirt (even "primordial dirt") has that information. This whole idea that ancient dirt held some magical power of self assembly is just the article of faith for a weird "dirt cult" which apparently you've bought into lock stock and barrel. .... beauty, like complexity, begs certain questions, does it not? Or are you so self-assured that beauty is just "evolving dirt" that the questions are already answered in your mind? .... Wow. It's almost as if ancient dirt was thinking ahead. It's magical. I'm starting to understand why you joined your "dirt cult". It's like, wow man, "dirt" holds all the answers to life and beauty and everything! Let's form a drum circle! .... Yes, I understand. Scientists, being rational, believe that life was designed by dirt. .... Scientists want to discover the mind of dirt. They want to become one with dirt, to gain the wisdom and infinite creative power that dirt possesses. ...

Come on let's hold hands….

"I believe in the one ancient dirt, maker of all things. And in the protocell, the Son of dirt, begotten of dirt, the essence of dirt, by whom all life was made. Who for us became incarnate and evolved, born perfectly of a sterile earth. By whom dirt took body, soul, and mind, evolving into everything that is man, truly and not in semblence. Dirt suffers, dirt dies, dirt rises again, dirt recycles itself and designs itself, only to become dirt. We believe in the One Universal Apostolic Holy Church of Dirt, and the scientism that defends it's miraculous and holy nature."

Amen.

--Chunkdz commenting at Telic Thoughts